You're already nilhilistic with your future, or you haven't taken your antidepressants yet
Regardless, this is the pen set equivalent of throwing a toaster into a bathtub and forgetting to plug it in.
- You can be replaced
- It will probably get worse
- Failure is always an option
- You're going to fuck it up at some point
- Dream big then settle
Think your office Secret Santa is as dry as office coffee? Demotivational Pens are the adult gag gift that finally graduates from joke school. Perfect as a funny gift for white elephant events that need a real prank, because humor—like novelty—should be hilarious, not harmless.