Forget the boring pencil sets. Get ready for the offensive colored pencil set, Cocaine edition

SET OF 48 COLORED PENCILS - Pre-sharpened for better stabbing...or coloring. We're not liable with what you do with them. Built-in sharpener included

COLOR NAMES YOU WON'T FIND ELSEWHERE- Blue Waffle, Barely Legal Lime, Mentally Ill Mango, Back to the Fuchsia...and more ridiculous colors you won't believe some factory allowed us to print. Same colors in each box. 100% Satisfaction Guarantee - That they're actually colored pencils, and not anything else. Functional, sexy, and some would say the best gift you'll ever give someone outside of Plan B.

Tired of pretending to laugh at your office Secret Santa's 'funny gifts'? Offensive Colored Pencils are the gag gift for those who understand that humor should have a bite. Ideal for white elephant events that have lost all sense of irony.