Offensive Pens

Finally, the pen set no one asked for. 

5 pens with that clicking thing that will annoy the shit out of your co-workers if you won't stop pressing it. 

Phrases include: 

• That's Not My Job
• Per My Last Email
• I'm Starting To Feel Sick Tomorrow
• This Meeting Could Have Been An Email
• Oh, For Fucks Sake
  
  

Think your office Secret Santa is as dry as office coffee? Offensive Pens are the adult gag gift that finally graduates from joke school. Perfect as a funny gift for white elephant events that need a real prank, because humor—like novelty—should be hilarious, not harmless.